Jan 7, 2008

# 0000 犯賤

There will be a list of "犯賤" stuffs that will be listed... as I am consider "賤" !

Ok, a little help to locate the best suitable English phrase to replace this word "犯賤" ... I tried translating it but ended up something else.

Lets kick off with this which I always remind myself.

Why humans are "犯賤" species? Well, being human you tend to be greedy and you are bless with choices. I am human, therefore let me put "I" as an example. I used to think I am "poor" as money was never dropped from the trees. But how do I consider myself rich?

By having 1 Million Dollars in the bank, hell I can do that by opening a bank account in Indonesia.

...however if I were to inherit a great deal amount, I am rich but still humans will compare to the next best thing. If I am just rich with 1 Million in my bank, however some kids at the age of 18 already 30 times more than me. Then its another new ball game... and it make humans "犯賤" and I am who I am...

I'M 犯賤 (I need to get this T-shirt)

2008

I welcome u with tender loving care... hoping u treat me better this year.
2007 blesses me with:
1) corrupted maxis line at my housing area
2) emotional-monitor which always flickers & set itself auto-wide-screen
3) crashed my 999cc engine
4) ... cant think of any due to insomia
Yes, 2007 left while I was cuddling in bed... dreamly knowing I got something BIG in return.
Which happens to be... gaining from the blessing list which made a better ME!
Wishes u all, wonderful 2008.... no pain, no gain? >:) damn, no wonder I'm "FAT"
note to meself > Hang in there

Dec 22, 2007

Merry Merry X'mas....2007 &

Merry Xmas to all my friends and visitors of "latzelife".
Happy New Year 2008! May u have a wonderful holidays and another properious year, u may call me directly to donate money to my fun-raising!

Dec 10, 2007

Fast, the meaning of STREAMYX

When u are listed the goverment provider and also the only nationally No.1.. you are sure full of $h1ţ

A Year ago I Signed up the MERDEKA package (so-m'sian) then got the standard 1.0 Mbps for RM77 / Monthly. Free Modems & Promotions added ... they also mention Terms and Conditions Apply. 1 of the T & C's that I left out seeing and I'm sure 99.9% end-usered encountered.... "You will encounter blood and money sucking pain until further notice".

What could I say more? I did my part explaining to your 24x7 phone support, they promise they will do their "very best". When you are failed to deliver, encounter power failure... and giving us "down time"... did you send a sms or even pay us back for the time and money we have lost?

You can do what we normal citizen / consumer can't do... so we declare u as GOD. Atleast god will grant me wishes... but u gave me this instead ! U sure blow people's top to the x-stream-Y?

*22.10 Updates : Maxis / izzi / whatever non GOV.. I am looking into u. TiMe to change... u will be forgotten

*22.35 Suggestion : Is there anyone wants to do a study on how much Time and Money each individual end-user encounter once STREAMYX is down? Maybe there will be a lawsuit... or atleast the company will know how INTER-NATIONALY the service is rated?

I know for a fact that a study of "time" being wasted "in-queue" for an average human being... 5 years.

Dec 8, 2007

A Tribute to Faye

Its been a very sad time of the year for the family, especially someone so young passed away...
I refer her as someone as she was close to me. She happens to be a pet dog miniature pinscher, she was my jogging partner. Thou she was small, she was able to jog endlessly. Among the pet I have had in my life, our relationship between the master and pet was something different and special. Accident happened while we were out for a walk. She was hit by a 4x4, it happened in front of my eldest brother eyes too. He shouted.. the car freed off and he was stoned.

I quickly took her, drove down the emergency vets but it was just too late. She already left the moment she was hit and drop to the ground. There was a fractured in the neck bone.

It was a lost for the whole family, my parents were out away and I was the eldest in the family take decision. Tears were shatthered just by thinking of her? I prayed thru the nights and i missed her being next to anyone of us whenever we chant. In the morning my youngest brother and I buried her in the gardens, according to an old friend as Faye's soul and spirit can be with the family.

As for the "killer", never dared to showed up. If we ever see him/her again... what can he/she do to ease the pain?

I know something are meant to be in life, enjoying and cherishing everyone in life was something I must keep up with. Silence in the house do make us felt sad mostly as in our hearts we could hear her bells rings whenever we are in the house. The silence can be replaced, but a life which is so unique is un-replaceable.

Its been a almost a month now, we just wish faye for a better life in the next-life.

Oct 31, 2007

it block me?! #1.02

last 4 months, I used to have an average 2 meals a day... called it "brunch" and "dinner".

Now after attached for 1 month with this new company, after effect of having 3 average meals a day have resulted of me loosing my sight*. I was thinking of seeing the eye doctor but came to think of it.... there was another symptoms that seems to be the answer to all these.

Just last week, as I was looking down while bucking up my pants it seems like I can see a huge muscle slowly developing from the middle of my body (between the chest and the groin)

This resulted a blockage direct viewing of my "M" or some of u may refer that as a "Þ≡Иļ$" (break this code and u may win something?)

Oct 30, 2007

illness and sickness...

Its been on-off lately, these 2 pals came for a visit and never really leave. Its been 3 weeks, please go bug someone else.

latzelife o-meter ░░░░░░░░] 00.99% recharging...

I really don't like to visit the normal doctor, they provide pills that have tiredness side-effect.
Blame the rain? Blame myself for not taking care of myself?

So I must treat myself with chinese medication... beer taste better than this:

Like any other patient, there is something to look up to... but today I got something better:

Well, being sick... its exactly like candy to a boy!
Doc, why not we have Steaks next time... it warms the body too?

Oct 29, 2007

its a big mistake # 1.01

today i got my salary, when i check on my bank account....

something to my surprise...

"S.S.D.D." (same $h1t diff. day) popped up in my mind..

damn! my salary was short-figured?!

what if the end results happens:
human resource made a mistake => the company paid me applying to human resource mistake => can't pay the proposed sum of debt that my "along" => got to the papers with the side impact from the "along" ?

conclusion: it all started with a small mistake.... ended with another De-Ja-Vu "big"-mistake

latzelife o-meter █░░░░░░░] 09.99% tired to even be tulan today

Oct 28, 2007

It's a Big Mistake?

It has been awhile since i last blog, eventually I've been hiding... from something I could not make up my mind on. I probably will blog about that some other day.

Well, here I am to announce I've found a permanent job. A job that I can route my career back to the I.T. industry since I last graduated from my degree. Sad to say after so many years of working in different industries... I did not ended up rich! However, I am rich as I got to know more people?

"Will I be long in the I.T. industry? Will I ever have a better salary? Will I achieve something and make it to a career?" Like anyone else, I would just like to have a better living. Probably just let the ball rolls and play by ear.

Anyway, for most of u guys out there probably interested where was I the last few years. Since I last graduated from University, I was in this trade and finance industry. Working as a backend processor, life wasnt too great. I dont even have an actual working computer at home. Internet was so darn slow I dont even have a broadband. The company was SCOPE Int'l, I was thinking probably I have the chance to move to the I.T. dept someday as its under 1 roof. However, moving from one dept. to another is like a mission impossible at that time. So after working for a year, I manage to get into another kind of industry...

Automotive industry, I was with this company manufacturing FRP parts for OEM car manufacturers. It was fun, I had many post there in the company. I even worked on the Myvi Sport Concept Project. As a car-addict, I have no words to describe my satisfaction. Then the manufacturing plant moved away from the city, and produce ABS parts. It was another level of the body-kits product in M'sia and I can assure u this.... M'sia had its very 1st ABS plastic body-kit manufacturer and the country did not acknowledge! Its great, because if I did something so damn great.. I dont want my country to acknowledge me as some DATO' or some TAN SRI' or wat-ever-shit! Somehow it seems like the company has set its vision on "profits" rather than producing some great bodykits for its industry. Personally, it really does tune down my passion of work... and somehow after 2 years I decided to resigned.

I.T. industry was something I need to put in my resume, so to start things out I became a Sales Person. I was attached to a so-called-australian based Multimedia Solution comp. Somehow or rather, I felt like I was in a China-man payroll. The team I worked with was great, and I had great time there. Got to know many people too, one of them is Mr.Wacom! haha... he is a designer and spokes person for Wacom products and was responsible for some of the design on that Proton Gen.2!

Somehow or rather, after the previous job.. my passion seems to have lost. I had no idea where my career path should be. I quit the job before even had any confirmation with the company thou I was working like 11months there?! Why u asked... its probably the way of a australian-local chinese company ?!? (*-*) Still pissed but happy I quit the job even without wat might my bonus be.

I was broke, thou happy and had a life mission given from my family to help sell out their business. So I was the back-end processor clearing craps for the family bakery business. Its sad to see the business goes, but my parents are old and they are screaming for retirement since 3 years ago. Sad to say, I was not financially stable to ensure them for a retirement life. But seeing them able to work out a retirement "MYR" ($o$)" makes me proud to be a bakery-son! Still these 2 old farts give me craps all the time, and now being retired and living together. I have no idea how life will be starting from last quarter of 2007. Its always unfair being the eldest? Craps

28 Oct. 2007, its a permanent payday IBM! I am attached to level 1 support, so far the team is great, the pay is OK, and the life seems to run a little smooth compare to my previous job... but its just the 1st month of work. So hopefully I'm able to save some "MYR" to get to the next level of bachelor life and save more money? I am broke... but I still got money. So after looking back, u be the judge of my career path. Is it a big mistake? (0_<)

Its a Big Mistake.

Damn! Crap! Kanasai! latzelife daily o'meter > ████████] 99.99% TULAN!

Jul 6, 2007

Hospitalized...

Official pics of me, and not bad looking compare to my other pics... Nurse Chua says I looks like 21. Woohoo... and I have a big tummy!

craps happens

Malaysian are better know to have great taste, crappy products.

So this is the fact... does this explains it all?... and i meant all 4 alloy wheels make from our local manufacturer JRD Bright Rims. At 1 time, they were supplying to LOTUS too. No wonder they were "black listed" by our local car manufacturers! But money can always solve everything.. so careful consumers... btw.. this is not my car.

Jun 21, 2007

Apr 1, 2007

KL Nite view from KL Tower


Taken from my camera phone.....

free stuffs 4 u, please do ur part


They say a picture tells you a thousand words, taken during a weekend groceries shopping.
50 Years of independence... yet most of us are still living this way, are we making it worst or would you please tell me.

We all should see our-self from another perspective, so put a little love 2 the country if you don't have one today. I solute those whom are still doing their part, "Terima Kasih".

Faye


A brother & sis picture of my dog, faye is the one on the left.

Mar 2, 2007

the security guard

I previously posted my hostel's security guard, now I moved back to KL about 7 months ago but moved to Cheras area with my parents. Lately I notice there were a secret agent kinda security guard looking after our area. Meet Mr.Mont-Key, our naked-horny-security-guard! He lives in the little forest next to our area! He will just snatch some left-overs bananas in your kitchen and keeps the neighbourhood safe.

Last time I checked, he is currently taking mobile-phone courses incase there is an emergency call needed! I bet he is just gonna flirt with other monkeys... be it he-monkey or she-monkey. Horny b**t*d!

Feb 28, 2007

new year was...

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat! Visited a lot of friends, consumes a lot of alcohols ... and did what I said I would do. Apology if i was invited to ur place and unable to make it. Probably was stopped by the police for some light-toxic test.




Someone came and left this thou... i leave it 4 u 2 guess which part of my body this is

get a life old man


YES! The day had came and gone... this time I have to really grow up. Ah... wellcome to late 20's life me, u pathetic-attention-seeker fool! Cheers ü\(╬ v ╬)/P


Feb 16, 2007

CNY 2007 | 7 Days Break

Like any pre-break holidays... we would like to have this dont we? Year of PIG, I am as lazy as my dad's cat!
Shuts the lights pls, just wake me up for alcohols / good foods / reunions / gambles / meet-ups / loves / ang-paos / travelling / joggings / have-fun / catch-up with old pals / hang-out... anything else? I have a whole week here!
Happy Prosperous Chinese New Year 2007

Jan 26, 2007

Where do u want to wear that?


Here is a bunch of socks for fingers, wrist and look at the white one below!

If this was selling in Gwai-lo's land (London, Aust, US...etc etc) I'll bet you this is not to wear on your wrist or finger. Its more focus towards what it says... u figure out the rest. Kinky (^O^)